The last week of my life has been such a useless waste of time. Doing the same routine sec after sec is such a tiring activity. Let me list it down for the unlucky souls who may be reading it
- Get up at 7
- Wake up and wonder why it gets dawn by that time.
- Brush the teeth long enough to make it the winning entry in any contest at any point of time and curse that the hair is soo curly after sleeping.
- Try to off load some stake in the physical equity which is very tough doing so in the place of disinvestment that is very new.
- Take a bath that would put a bird to shame.
- Dress up like a Barbie doll.
- Eat dosas.
- Start leaving for work with the ever efficient hari on his bike till RS Puram.
- Take the silly 7 route which believes in going around the world in 30mins to go till race course that is 10mins away.
- Open the only computer in which the interesting network is available.
- Log on to google, personalized home (Sic.), check the horoscope and hope that the present and future at least is good on the net.
- Go to gmail and check all the new irrelevant mails that monster throws out as search.
- Open the official mail id and know beforehand that boss will surely not taken any decision on the mail that you sent him 4 days back.
- Open orkut and scrap all the half lings that are on your friend list.
- Open icicidirect and see how your scrips are doing.
- Then open all the bank accounts and hope that some billionaire ship tycoon in
- Then wait for the pitiful co workers to turn up who jus don’t seem to like to talk in any other language than Bengali.
- Eat the most wonderful tea, courtesy the client.
- Look at every woman who passes by and think of a statement that suits her.
- Close yourself from the rest of the world, Start listening to music.
- Read all the silly documents that you have managed to seek and save all your life.
- Go to annapuarana and eat at 1.30 sharp
- Have the next wonderful cup of coffee, courtesy again the client.(some best coffees and teas come down south)
- Then do the google till bank account part again.
- Start to think of leaving at 4 sharp.
- Start packing the bags by 5.30 sharp.
- Do the google to icici part by 6.30.
- Take the 7 service again and go till RS Puram to meet hari.
- You know he’s gonna be late so try and hog some ice creams in bon bon.
- Meet up with the guys by around 8.30 ish and start the debate on where and what to eat.
- Eat and go home by 11.
Whoever said time is precious should try and take some time from me for free. Every passing day seems to be like floating in outer space in search of a galaxy that was lost some 1000 light years ago. End of this sojourn im mostly gonna end up as philosophical and irrititable like Aristotle or Socrates. Worse I guess this routines gonna continue for a loooonnnggg time.
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