Its been a long time baby...

heylo..how has the blogging world been off late??lots of changes around me in the last one month since i was in here..moved out of the most stinking place that i have ever lived in my life..PUNE(since im out of there,its safe for me to present my cynical comments)..all the impressions on pune were just misconceptions.
Lets start one by one..in the order of importance
1.You have wonderful,pretty girls(the most important,so gets preference 1)
Stinks to the core..all girls iv ever seen in pune are covered from top to bottom,the last time such an incidence happened in modern human history was in Afghanistan during the taliban regime.The main reason that the local puneites give me is that its because of the pollution and heat.Pollution for your kind information is highly rampant in Mumbai and Delhi,while pune has maybe 1% of it,so the reason should be coz of the fact that these girls dont want to be identified when they are with the guys doin all the silly nonsense that are highly objected by cultured(??) pune elders.For the matter of fact most guys iv seen in front of these girls on the bikes have the same dress sense.Heat for instance is there majorly between april-june(& during these times the outer attire is generally leather wear!!).
2.Food
Horrible nightmare.Only the 2nd time iv ever got poisoned in my life.Not a foodies place especially not a non-veg place.Ya..you do get good pav baji.And most times had to do with onlt shetty food.
3.Roads & Driving
Misery.Probably the worst roads and maybe worser drivers in the whole world.
4. Work Culture
Highly unprofessional(atleast my company was/is).
5.Cost of living
Almost as costly as Bangalore.If not costlier still.
6.Koregaon Park,Kalyani Nagar and Camp
Probably the best parts of pune.Modern people(majorly Osho guys in KP and upmarket and defense people in camp),well laid roads,some what road discipline,good food(German Bakery..yum..yum),half naked dressing sense(sic.) et all.
7.Public Transport
The most dirtiest system & buses/autos in the country,highly rash.no women is respected in the buses,push,shove,grope do whatever you want to them,neither do they seem to care or they are too used to it that they don't mind.Buses never stop in the bus stops,all 70 in the bus want to travel on the foot boards(sometimes the conductor & driver too).
8.Climate
Funny.
9.Religion
Only place till date that i have found bajans at its peak at 12 in the night!!c'mon guys gods have their personal lives too.
10.Women drive Bikes!!
Yipee..they do..so it means no drop me here,there and anywhere like in other parts of the country.Its a boon to guys who are too lazy(like me) to drive geared bikes.They do drive big bike as a matter(btw i do drive geared bikes).
11.Language
Irritating and crude language.Every word sound like a swear word.The english is close to pathetic.

So thats it..i guess i have covered what i had to.Now i feel less heavy ;)