Why men cry & women don't care a damn...

I observe people well, don’t ask me how, but it’s just a god given talent that I have. I know when two people are in love, when two people are fighting, when people are confused, when people are angry, I just have this innocuous ability to detect a minor change in the tone of a person that is different from normal & relate it to an emotion.The other day I saw a couple in the office cafeteria, a pretty strange sight, a guy crying & the girl consoling him. This holy sight is not something you see everyday.Men are pretty vicious creatures. Crying to them is an act of emotional subjugation of their women. It’s their version of emotional blackmail. Say for example you say "my parents have started looking out for a guy for me”, he says "I need more time”, you say "how much longer?” he does this. One tear from the corner of the left eye, which would be the most melodramatic half tears you would ever see in your life, now he says "you know where I’m now. What would I speak to your parents? You know you are the only one I have in my life (as if he was born orphan!!".then comes the next half tear from the right eye, now the girl is sinked.she brings him closer to her chest & the guy very merrily smiles to himself.hmm...My dear ladies, its time you stopped trusting these croc tears. You are & will be much stronger than any man. I mean you just have to look at a man & he knows what you want & does it. See that’s extra sensory perception. I mean women hardly need to lift a limb to get things done.Ok to be fair to my brothers, it’s sort of true that men are very emotional. The hard as hell outlook to the world is just a mask. Most, that is 99.9999% men are weak inside. So women know this & take advantage of this. Aren’t they wise my dears? Women sometimes choose such guys too & when it gets too emotional they dump them, you know like that piece of trash that u segregate as recyclable & non & dump it in the green or red bin, men are the green ones. Recyclable you see...And yes break ups hurt men more; women seem to just move on faster. Probably they have too many distractions. Like that next recyclable guy waiting in the line, who looks like a mama's boy.Also men who dump women are weird jerks. I got to know a wonderfully pretty girl a week back. I mean "SHE IS WONDERFULY WOW”. And I couldn’t believe that some guy could actually dump her. The reason was his parents wouldn't accept it. I mean man, what all are you going to ask permission from your people for?? Aren’t you mature enough?? I mean mom can I pee in the morning?? Can I use these color undies today?? Go take a walk u dumb ass****.Lady he doesn't deserve you, I have hardly spoken to you for a day but my gut feels that you are different, special. To you I quote this

No More Tears
Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer
________

It's raining, it's pouring
my love life is boring me to tears,
after all these years

No sunshine, no moonlight,
no stardust, no sign of romance
we don't stand a chance

I've always dreamed I found the perfect lover
but he turned out to be like every other man
our love, our love

Raining (raining)
pouring (pouring)
there's nothing left for us here
and we won't waist another tear

If you've had enough,
don't put up with his stuff,
don't you do it
If you've had your fill,
get the check pay the bill,
you can do it

Tell him to just get out
nothing left to talk about
pack his raincoat show him out
just look him in the eyes and simple shout

Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on, no more no
enough is enough, is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough

If you've reached the end,
don't pretend that is right
when it's over (It's over)
if the feeling is gone
don't think twice just move on
get it over (over, over)
tell him to just get out, say it clearly, spell it out

Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on, no more no
enough is enough is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough

I've always dreamed to find the perfect lover,
but he turns out to be like every other man
our love (I had no choice from the start)
our love (I've gotta listen to my heart)
our love (tearing us apart)

Enough, is enough, is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on no more no
enough, is enough, is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Enough is enough

No more tears (no more tears)
no more tears (no more tears)
no more tears (no more tears)
no more tears (no more tears)
enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough
I've had it, you've had it, he's had it, we've had it
enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough
I've hat it, you've had it, he's had it, we've had it

I always dreamed I find the perfect lover
But he turned out to be like every other man

I had no choice from the start
I've gotta listen to my heart
tearing us apart

Enough is enough is enough
I can't go on, I can't go on, no more no
enough is enough is enough
I want him out, I want him out that door now

Goodbye mister, goodbye, goodbye mister, goodbye sugar

It's raining, it's pouring
there's nothing left for us here
and we won't waist another tear

No more tears
is enough is enough is enough is enough
is enough is enough is enough is ENOUGH!!!

Go take on that recyclable guy & avenge that guy’s mistake. Some men folk are just not worthy of such amazing women. Some men are like dogs, they go "oh, I smell fresh stuff, what season is it?”. You now know why there are so many cross breeds.